I've decided, this world is Boring in the winter months.

...It'd be livened up by a flaming war elephant.

Christmas is giving me a headache. It better stop soon or, as a better alternative, turn back into a pagan holiday about sacrificing people in ground-breaking ways.

...Everything was a lot fucking better when it involved blood.

It's very hard to cover my tracks in this weather. I hope you all realize this and know that you're getting punched for it if anything goes wrong.